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General DiscussionHow to permanently improve matchmaking.

How to permanently improve matchmaking. in General Discussion
Pandamonium(You Died)

    Here is the thing-Game is hard. Takes lots of stuff to unerstand this game. Some people, more smarter will figure it out and play better. Now, I have 7 year experience with Dota, most of those years were 12-13 year old me trolling not giving a fuck. But now looking from more adult perspective, solution is simple- let <18 play in separate bracket. How to achieve that? High school diploma, university diploma, or, depending on the country, driver lincense. Don't want to bother? Play with 12 years old, sure fun.
    There is probably better way for this but im too high.

    xaxajaja

      great idea. Keep the garbage 'teamplayer' dads in their own pool.

      Email this to gabe.

      Pandamonium(You Died)

        Yes, absolutely. I'll handwrite this idea personally, and send it with UPS making sure they deliver 20 boxes of fresh donuts as well. That should work.

        xaxajaja

          actually can we get a 'gaming with kids' matchmaking? Sometimes my children need attention but the enemy team always unpauses while I'm changing their doody diapers.
          Food for thought.

          - Dota-Bill1971

          Pandamonium(You Died)

            Whats up with ur dad insecurity?

            xaxajaja

              You could say I love tactical dad gamers

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                I'm 21 and I don't really ever come across squeakers in pub, Musn't be many young Australian players around. I've been playing Smite recently and the amount of 15- south americans is beyond fucked. Dota isn't that bad haha.

                Pandamonium(You Died)

                  Nonono guys
                  I don't care about squeakers. It is all about intelligence. Someone who is 13 year old very badly comprehends dota. There are good players, but I don't think they mind much.

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                    Oh of course, judgement in dota 2 pub, unfortunately pal UMM YEAH. Even comprehension among the 18+ is fucked. I'm all for segregation but this won't help.

                    Donald Duck

                      Imo, inserting a new mode for new players where they can try new heroes, strategies, builds, ecc. Would be a good idea. Sometimes having some practice with real players instead of bots is better. Try to learn how to hook against bots: too easy. Suddently, when U go in an online game u'll make so many fails....

                      yoloswagkush420blazeit

                        Im only 8 year old.

                        Vaikiss`742.

                          i know many 20 year olds who act like they are 13 so its not gonna help even with university diploma they still not giving a single fuck and throwing in style (so do i <3)

                          we just need ranked matchmaking with probably prize pools for top places like darer had back in the days for w3 dota

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                          yoloswagkush420blazeit

                            13 year old can play better dota than 20 year oldies. Just ban russians from the game then the game would be awesome :)

                            xaxajaja

                              brits are way worse than the worst russians. Massive egos, shit play and you can actually understand what they say.

                              yoloswagkush420blazeit

                                Lol no.

                                Ples Mercy

                                  Remove 'The Terrible' from the game, MM improved 4ever.

                                  PLS FIX VULVA

                                  Fakovnik

                                    "...but im too high"

                                    I see

                                    Ples Mercy

                                      ^
                                      hes not to high, hes to 'idiot'. He seems to confuse it every time.