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General DiscussionFUNNIEST/STUPIDEST SH*T YOU'VE HEARD IN DOTA?

FUNNIEST/STUPIDEST SH*T YOU'VE HEARD IN DOTA? in General Discussion
Faded

    had this game yesterday with this venge that kept wasting stun on arrowed targets .__., anyhow that missed us like 3 kills in a row.

    the best part was at the end of the game for the last 10 minutes, two ppl arguing about who weighs more, who has broader shoulders, do u even lift bro type stuff

    and the way venge said this, "UR FAT... PROBABLY" it was golden

    Rise

      I played with a group of 2 "ganking buddies" Lion and shaman, they would layer all four stuns at once including hex/chicken

      Dizzy

        i played with a guy whos name was Moari 6,4ft 140kg lol and everytime he killed some1 he would pause and give them his address and tell him come fight him IRL so random....

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          when the opponent team pauses for their dc-ed I tell them he added me on steam and pmed me that his team too fucking noob

          MADARASINDAHOUSE

            get 2 boots 1 for each leg

            Miku Plays

              Distruptor is speliing Fuck using sentries

              Mia

                Some peruvian guy telling me to max passive on slark first because it made me kill faster
                I laughed for 5 minutes

                Krazy Kat

                  I was called a hacker because I could not die. I had Skeleton King, ult, refresher, and a Roshan ageis. And buyback and a TP scroll. Gotta kill me five times. OMG Hax!

                  Faded

                    lel 5 times

                    cartographer

                      Here's my favorite D2 moment:

                      We're defending the Radiant bottom lane. Enemy is at the bottom tier 2. I'm stacked with four friends, and our pub is a uber-fat Alchemist from China. I say "let it go" with the intention of defending at our tier 3. Alchemist rushes in, gets killed, and says "You say go."

                      Engrish 1, common sense 0.

                      Faded

                        i just had one of those ^ LOL

                        except i won.... somehow

                        anyways we had a peruvian lich, a russian druid and a muted NP (who took aegis and jungled all game)

                        lich + druid go at it and yell at each other but it was hilarious

                        the russian is typing, " aufiupxaiupi cyka"

                        and the peruvian says, "fk u, suck my wiener" "stuf", "look my ass"

                        GOOOOOOOOOLD

                        mike374040

                          ally drop all iron branches near dead tree
                          Help it regrow

                          King of Low Prio

                            'I dont have money to buy wards'

                            Sugar Show

                              Guy on ability draft pick all pasive skill except by CM ultimate...Due his hero was CK he never could cast it.

                              Mortimer Smith

                                Riki after take my rapier he did shadow blade

                                Mortimer Smith

                                  I cant get the game, i dont find it sorry, but it was very funny

                                  mike374040

                                    ^ OMG SAME
                                    Riki on my team got shadow blade as well
                                    and then once, teammate had boots of speed and 24 healing salves

                                    Phenomenal

                                      "get 2 boots 1 for each leg" - lol

                                      "ally drop all iron branches near dead tree. Help it regrow" - ROFL :D

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                                      NameJeff

                                        Hello guys, my name is Alice, I work for Umbrella Co. Recently I was given a task to destroy zombies known as Undying in DotA2.

                                        Y2aat

                                          "You arrow first and then I'll tree" - Invis NP.
                                          SMH

                                          mike374040

                                            LMFAOOO ^^^

                                            Wink

                                              Riki refresher orb

                                              BOSS

                                                ''Im a proffesional russia player, let us the asy lane''
                                                the proffesional: 0-12-4
                                                and after feed: ''when u win money for play dota u can flame me''

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                                                Low Expectations

                                                  A guy asking why Lone Druid cant simply have a delete Enchantress button since bears eat deers

                                                  Yoichi Isagi | Blue Lock

                                                    "carry sd"... I was sd... midas, diffusal, manta,forcestaff & bladmail.