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General DiscussionBRAZILIANS MONkyS RUINED MY LIFE

BRAZILIANS MONkyS RUINED MY LIFE in General Discussion
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    FIRST: IF U ARE BRAZILIAN, UNISTALL DOTA AND PLAY SOCCER PLEASE:)
    >PICK OFFLANER
    >FIRST BLOOD FOR THE RADIANT
    >I DIE 2 TIMES
    >0 HELP IN 20 MINUTES (THE BRAZILIAN LOGIC IS 1 WARD IS ENOUGHT)
    >WARDS THE FIRST 7 MINUTES AND NO MORE
    >USELESS TRILANE (AT LEAST IF THE OFFLANE PUT THE FOCUS IN THE THREELANE, BUT NO)
    >USELESS ROAMING
    >I FEED AS BRAZILIAN MONKEY,I FEEL REALLY A BRAZILIAN MONKEY
    >WE LOSE

    NOTE: WHEN I CREATE SMURFF ACCOUNTS TO TRY FIX MY WINRATE AFTER OF 3-4 CONTINUOUS WINS, THE BRAZILIAN MONKEYS APPEAR, AND ONE SPECIFIC PLAYER APPEAR ''VINETT'', HE ALWAYS PICK INVOKER AND WHEN I PLAY WITH VINETT WE LOSE.

    HE HAVE 2000+WINS AND MY SMURFF ACCOUNT 4WINS, He be how my or worst
    http://imgur.com/f8JnMI9

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    sleave

      im br actually

      Horrible

        GO MAN PLAY SOCCER, U CAN BE THE BEST PLAYING SOCCER. HOW PELE :)

        sleave

          are you really 37% wr on a smurf account tho?

          DevilsCry

            That's great to know. Suits smurf players :)

            [Lk].Zano

              If you can't fix your winrate, then it isn't broken, that's your winrate.

              Hex Sigma

                Holey shiet and i thought i had a low winrate
                Try supporting

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                Jʌy Δshʙoʁnɘ

                  Lol... Get off my forums.

                  Also, nice winrate.

                  MaTT

                    I feel much better about my win rate :)

                    Also isn't there an unspoken Dotabuff rule that if you win rate is that low you have no right to post?

                    ♨Dacheat♨

                      > Smurfs to play with shit players.
                      > Gets mad when shit players are on his team.
                      > Mfw.

                      Miku Plays

                        you need miku in your life OP... shiro is shit

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                        ♨Dacheat♨

                          Guys look at this game: http://dotabuff.com/matches/699066633

                          Lion and CM are jajajaing in chat before the game starts. Both speak Spanish, no English.

                          I'm laning top with Lion against Drow and Troll. He levels Mana Drain first. We miss first blood because I assumed he'd take stun or Hex (66% chance of picking right but nooooo). That's ok, once he hits 2 we can get kills. Level 2 comes around, Lion stuns Drow, I stun troll. Yay communication. Lion dives for the kill. Feeds first blood. We're still fine. We have way more killing power then they do right now, but Lion TPs bot to help CM and TA. So I'm solo against Troll and Drow and I can't get much of anything. Shits looking bad. I have like 10 CS at 7 minutes.

                          But here's the thing. Lion actually played pretty well the rest of the game. He carried Smokes and Sentries, fingered people, hit 2-3 man stuns, ganked things. Would he have still done that if I had flamed him for messing up a ton early? Maybe, but it definitely wouldn't have made him play any better. I'm sure that flaming him pregame for speaking Spanish would have made the game much harder.