General Discussion - Mom jokes thread [warning: dont take the content serious, it might be... - DOTABUFF

2015/05/14

#TrashThread

All of us know that DotA 2 is a land of people who feel true and sincere love towards each other relatives, particulary moms, and cant stand expressing their feelings in public.
As a result, all of us got a huge collection of mom's jokes.
Post your favourite(s) (it might be text or picture; you might also post really bad jokes cz they are outstanding and sometimes funny due to how bad they are, etc.)

Here we go with one of my favourites:

XoD^

2015/05/14

Your mom asked me what was a good comeback she could use for when she was asked to make you a sandwich.
I said she better comeback with a Goddamn sandwich.

aaaand

Yo mama's so ugly,
when robbers broke into your house, she screamed "Raaaape!!"
They screamed "Nooooooo!!!"

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2015/05/14

Your mother is so fat, when she jumps she get stucked in the air

Mandalorian

2015/05/14

Your mom is so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad :D

老虎的眼泪

2015/05/14

I don't know how to translate it.

The other day i saw your mom kicking a tin beer.
I asked: What are u doing?
She: Nah, house moving.

老虎的眼泪

2015/05/14

Yor mom is so fat she fell over both sides of her bed.

老虎的眼泪

2015/05/14

Tell your mom stop changing her lipstick, my dick seem a rainbow.

老虎的眼泪

2015/05/14

Since your grandma lost her denture she is called the queen.

老虎的眼泪

2015/05/14

Por qué tu madre es doblemente animal?

-Porque es gato y araña

+No, porque es zorra y cobra

AXAXAXXAXAXAXAXAXXAXAXAXAXXAX da best, but i cant translate it.

TripleSteal-

2015/05/14

^la puedo traducir pero todavia no la entiendo// a veces es dificil comprender juegos de palabras en espanol para mi
puedes explicarme?

老虎的眼泪

2015/05/14

There is a riddle on spanish that is :
-What animal is a double animal?
-The cat, cuz its a cat and scratch.
(cero sense on english)
-El gato (the cat), porque es gato y araña (cuz its a cat and spider)

Araña has two meanings: scratch, and the animal spider.
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Zorra has two meanings too: the animal vixen, or bitch.

Cobra has two meanings too: the animal cobra snake, or to get paid (bitches are paid)
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It's too dificult for me trying to explain that shit.

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J-Man

2015/05/14

老虎的眼泪

2015/05/14

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TripleSteal-

2015/05/14

aaa y pues cobra es 3ra persona de cobrar, ya veo jaja

老虎的眼泪

2015/05/14

^
u got it!!

TripleSteal-

2015/05/14

the problem is ive never seen this riddle before
thanks for explanation :) no se me ocurrio ke el segundo sentido de arana y cobra son simplemente verbos, he pensado ke no se algo y son como "zorra" - subjetivos con doble sentido

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