if i were to unironically like fifty shades of grey, would htis make me a bdsm person and/or gay, and if yes to either one of those, would i be the girl who gets dominated or the guy?
Climbed from behavior score F to normal in just a week.
Thank you valve for giving me the opportunity to become a more positive player.
I can't wait to contribute to the dota 2 community as I can now enrich ranked matches with my inspiring attitude, and to help make every game an enjoyable and lesson filled experience. Every game is winnable! :)
It was the day after The International 7, fourth floor of the secret basement beneath Valve HQ. I work in the DOTA2 programming team, one of the smallest departments at the office, second only to the PR department. Every morning Bu3nny arrives to inform us of the latest bugs. The glass for the emergency Slacks videos has remained unbroken for months, as the last suicide was after Arc Warden was added.
This particular morning, after browsing Reddit for a standard 3 hours, Gaben walks into the room for his routine meeting with the employees. We kneel before him as he sits in his throne constructed only with the unused pages of the plot of Half Life 3. His bottom fits perfectly into the shattered dreams of thousands as he lifts a shaky hand. His maw unhinges and a small, porcelain flip flop can be seen inside his cavernous jaw. It speaks thus:
"Make morphling aghanim's upgrade his actual ultimate."
A hush falls over the room. Employees look at each other, confused and afraid. Bu3nny has just arrived as the flip flop speaks again:
"Make IO tether give aghanim's buffs"
The booming voice hushes the concerned employees once more. My colleague programmer starts to sweat, pulling his small emergency glass breaking hammer from his DeadMau5 approved trousers. I grasp his hand firmly, looking at him, whispering sweetly that we made it through Arc Warden and we'll make it through this as well. Bu3nny sits down, meditating as an unholy aura of mathematics surrounds him. He floats silently in the air as he calculates every possible interaction in the game. Several employees make the mistake of looking at him directly and are incinerated instantly as knowledge of every Rubick interaction is transferred directly into their minds.
Gaben begins to float as well, an overwhelming sense of dread overcomes us as his eyes glow red, a summoning circle appearing above him as Slacks himself drops down into the room. He apologizes for being late as he takes off his jacket, revealing the true immense width of his shoulders, spanning from wall to wall. Some employees don't manage to get their noise canceling earplugs in as Slacks speaks, shattering their eardrums with his unholy volume. Our only PR department guy was among them, sent tumbling back by the booming voice of Slacks and into the single computer used to program updates, accidentally changing Tiny's agility to 0+0.
"Being stunned is antifun," spoke Slacks, removing his mask to reveal none other than Riot Games game design philosophy manifested as the broadest man alive. "You should be able to reduce how much time you spend stunned." And thus it was law.
The flip flop within Gabens mouth dismisses us, and his jaw snaps closed as he gets up and leaves the room. The gentle weeping of employees follows Slacks as he leaves the enclosed, windowless rooms. I lose my grip on my fellow computer programmer as he rushes to smash the emergency suicide video. A Slacks "meme" video begins to play and he dies instantly. As I return to my desk Bu3nny saunters over to place an infinitely tall stack of IO, Rubick, and Morphling related bugs on my desk.
"Get to work," he says, his mouth curling into a smile, "valued employee." He laughs as he leaves, collecting his payment in the form of tears of the damned. I keep myself from crying as I look at all the new bugs and interactions, and buff antimage to cope.
wow spunki you just memed harder than anyone i've ever seen on this website. How many memes did you acquire before graduating from Memeing University? Do you meme over 9000 times a day, because the fact that you are such an expert memer points in that direction. God damn I have never seen a meme as epic and dank as this in my entire life, and i am quite the meme master myself, creating over 500 popular memes on the mememunity circle jerk and danking and memeing for the last five years (though you obviously experience time in meme years at this point, which makes me meme my meme to you sir, i mean meme) I really wish i could meme as hard as you because than my meme would meme and then memes would be dank as a meme! rite, amirite? lol and lel and kek but really sir, thank you for being dank as *** and posting such sweet meme as this, it made me meme until my meme went memeside out and meme'd me harder than a meme memeing meme you fuggin meme :D
fml honestly i have like 3 exams this friday (thankfully one got cancelled i think) and one in saturday and i barely studied at all till now and im not even doing anything productive during the time im not studying
being more mindful (going to class prepared) & reminding yourself of mindfulness,
treating uni like a normal 9-5 job (spending time in the library to study, doing assignments and handing them in in time, learn useful things (would be other languages, i.e. C for me) or do your own projects)-> timeboxing,
active reading techniques (reading books backwards, writing down questions and/or summaries while reading a chapter),
trying to get over planning fallacy (estimation for how long it will take you to do a certain task),
fight entropy/get over procrastination, including starting to do new things and/or start doing overdue tasks
im about halfway through, ill post more if there is something good in there
1st of all let me explain u something, dont Get me "Angry" cuz this is not personal.
This game is "FREE" so i should save the Game. But trust me u should TRY other "FREE games". There are tons of "FREE" games in "Free to Play" Section.
Cuz you really not even a player in "DOTA 2".
Also dont play "RANKED" even "NORMAL" games too and dont ruin other players games. I m just trying to Save Dota 2 "Community & FREE to PLAY" and HUMANISM
[Allies] north: im mid
[Allies] dUmmY: no man
[Allies] dUmmY: u roamer
[Allies] dUmmY: let him mid
[Allies] north: just sh.ut up dog
[Allies] dUmmY: we need range hero
[Allies] north: i alrady bought my items
[Allies] dUmmY: dog it u
[Allies] north: wahtever nerd
[Allies] dUmmY: and u can sale it
[Allies] north: just stop talk its not like id change my mind
[Allies] north: lal
[Allies] dUmmY: ahh
[Allies] dUmmY: ok gl lp
[Allies] north: whatever noob
[Allies] north: i win solo anyway
[Allies] north: stop be crybaby
ok im here
where r u
basher + necronomicon wisp = solo kill master 4head
a dev team for a game accepted my application LuL should i go into the interview or not
yes
The true wisp carry build is necro Deso ac vlads
Tether to the melee necro demon
Melt towers
U r welcome
work there for 4 years and after that you can join valve and save dota
and save dota 3* :P
PogChamp
no god, not another fifty shades move :C
if i were to unironically like fifty shades of grey, would htis make me a bdsm person and/or gay, and if yes to either one of those, would i be the girl who gets dominated or the guy?
why wudnt u take the interview?
and what are you going to do there lmao
Climbed from behavior score F to normal in just a week.
Thank you valve for giving me the opportunity to become a more positive player.
I can't wait to contribute to the dota 2 community as I can now enrich ranked matches with my inspiring attitude, and to help make every game an enjoyable and lesson filled experience. Every game is winnable! :)
fuck incels is banned now
rip in peace
It was the day after The International 7, fourth floor of the secret basement beneath Valve HQ. I work in the DOTA2 programming team, one of the smallest departments at the office, second only to the PR department. Every morning Bu3nny arrives to inform us of the latest bugs. The glass for the emergency Slacks videos has remained unbroken for months, as the last suicide was after Arc Warden was added.
This particular morning, after browsing Reddit for a standard 3 hours, Gaben walks into the room for his routine meeting with the employees. We kneel before him as he sits in his throne constructed only with the unused pages of the plot of Half Life 3. His bottom fits perfectly into the shattered dreams of thousands as he lifts a shaky hand. His maw unhinges and a small, porcelain flip flop can be seen inside his cavernous jaw. It speaks thus:
"Make morphling aghanim's upgrade his actual ultimate."
A hush falls over the room. Employees look at each other, confused and afraid. Bu3nny has just arrived as the flip flop speaks again:
"Make IO tether give aghanim's buffs"
The booming voice hushes the concerned employees once more. My colleague programmer starts to sweat, pulling his small emergency glass breaking hammer from his DeadMau5 approved trousers. I grasp his hand firmly, looking at him, whispering sweetly that we made it through Arc Warden and we'll make it through this as well. Bu3nny sits down, meditating as an unholy aura of mathematics surrounds him. He floats silently in the air as he calculates every possible interaction in the game. Several employees make the mistake of looking at him directly and are incinerated instantly as knowledge of every Rubick interaction is transferred directly into their minds.
Gaben begins to float as well, an overwhelming sense of dread overcomes us as his eyes glow red, a summoning circle appearing above him as Slacks himself drops down into the room. He apologizes for being late as he takes off his jacket, revealing the true immense width of his shoulders, spanning from wall to wall. Some employees don't manage to get their noise canceling earplugs in as Slacks speaks, shattering their eardrums with his unholy volume. Our only PR department guy was among them, sent tumbling back by the booming voice of Slacks and into the single computer used to program updates, accidentally changing Tiny's agility to 0+0.
"Being stunned is antifun," spoke Slacks, removing his mask to reveal none other than Riot Games game design philosophy manifested as the broadest man alive. "You should be able to reduce how much time you spend stunned." And thus it was law.
The flip flop within Gabens mouth dismisses us, and his jaw snaps closed as he gets up and leaves the room. The gentle weeping of employees follows Slacks as he leaves the enclosed, windowless rooms. I lose my grip on my fellow computer programmer as he rushes to smash the emergency suicide video. A Slacks "meme" video begins to play and he dies instantly. As I return to my desk Bu3nny saunters over to place an infinitely tall stack of IO, Rubick, and Morphling related bugs on my desk.
"Get to work," he says, his mouth curling into a smile, "valued employee." He laughs as he leaves, collecting his payment in the form of tears of the damned. I keep myself from crying as I look at all the new bugs and interactions, and buff antimage to cope.
^^
neato! great read. thanks!
>implying i made all this
COMPUTER SCIECNE
wow spunki you just memed harder than anyone i've ever seen on this website. How many memes did you acquire before graduating from Memeing University? Do you meme over 9000 times a day, because the fact that you are such an expert memer points in that direction. God damn I have never seen a meme as epic and dank as this in my entire life, and i am quite the meme master myself, creating over 500 popular memes on the mememunity circle jerk and danking and memeing for the last five years (though you obviously experience time in meme years at this point, which makes me meme my meme to you sir, i mean meme) I really wish i could meme as hard as you because than my meme would meme and then memes would be dank as a meme! rite, amirite? lol and lel and kek but really sir, thank you for being dank as *** and posting such sweet meme as this, it made me meme until my meme went memeside out and meme'd me harder than a meme memeing meme you fuggin meme :D
u mean
?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs6oPJocPwvEKXf90vkV5nQ
felt this was appropriate
I just got lvl 25 + aghs on rubick against huskar
The game only lasted 2 minutes after i got it for some mysterious reason
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3550931020
wtf is happening to the bbcode
i cant post this vid
fml honestly i have like 3 exams this friday (thankfully one got cancelled i think) and one in saturday and i barely studied at all till now and im not even doing anything productive during the time im not studying
i havent gone to school since last friday
Thank god I graduated and have a 0 stress job where I can still shitpost online.
nice ad KKona Clap
mmmmmmmm how do roasted veterans taste?
uh oh i just went to the toilet and the one i fucking destryoed is suddenly locked mhmmmm
holy banana pancakes, i totally forgot about every assignment ive had sofar
i hope i'll forget to breath one day
is this at ur uni?
prime fellowkids material
btw check out this new "maymay" cool teens are talking about :D
this is so "xd" it's almost "LOL", "BTW"!!
@clockwerkula
the first one is great lmao
Wtf? Why doesn't a nullifier require a null talisman? Somebody explain this.
no this is not from my uni, its a book
mostly its obvious garbage but some stuff is quite useful and i'll certainly apply the ideas
https://collegeinfogeek.com/get-better-grades/ just use 10minutemail
yeah im not gonna read through this shit but id be glad to hear what useful(?) info u found there
I love those memes. I know they are bad for my brain but they just feel so good!!!
planning the week on every sunday,
different note taking techniques i never tried,
being more mindful (going to class prepared) & reminding yourself of mindfulness,
treating uni like a normal 9-5 job (spending time in the library to study, doing assignments and handing them in in time, learn useful things (would be other languages, i.e. C for me) or do your own projects)-> timeboxing,
active reading techniques (reading books backwards, writing down questions and/or summaries while reading a chapter),
trying to get over planning fallacy (estimation for how long it will take you to do a certain task),
fight entropy/get over procrastination, including starting to do new things and/or start doing overdue tasks
im about halfway through, ill post more if there is something good in there
willpower in general (including nofap, cold showers, meditation, gym?) -> building strong habits
fight bystander effect
roFL
Hey living hom.o sapien,
1st of all let me explain u something, dont Get me "Angry" cuz this is not personal.
This game is "FREE" so i should save the Game. But trust me u should TRY other "FREE games". There are tons of "FREE" games in "Free to Play" Section.
Cuz you really not even a player in "DOTA 2".
Also dont play "RANKED" even "NORMAL" games too and dont ruin other players games. I m just trying to Save Dota 2 "Community & FREE to PLAY" and HUMANISM
[Allies] north: im mid
[Allies] dUmmY: no man
[Allies] dUmmY: u roamer
[Allies] dUmmY: let him mid
[Allies] north: just sh.ut up dog
[Allies] dUmmY: we need range hero
[Allies] north: i alrady bought my items
[Allies] dUmmY: dog it u
[Allies] north: wahtever nerd
[Allies] dUmmY: and u can sale it
[Allies] north: just stop talk its not like id change my mind
[Allies] north: lal
[Allies] dUmmY: ahh
[Allies] dUmmY: ok gl lp
[Allies] north: whatever noob
[Allies] north: i win solo anyway
[Allies] north: stop be crybaby
nofap is a meme, no porn is where it's at.
imagining your women is the patricians way to masturbate