My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Oh yass gimme that VHS so I can impress my friends with'em numbers.
btw 30% winrate lul
How come he has hs ? i have better stats than him, i guess , but im stilll on normal skill. WHY? T.T
@Izaya: in HS u can get hs with map awareness and responses. I just dont know in vhs but they said better stats and 550+ gpm xpm and etc something like that. I didnt try it yet because I am a offlaner
What if i make a new account? map awareness and responses count for hs? how do i aware my team with miss reports and pings? Winrate doesnt matter for hs? anyways thanks for the help.Kappa.
You are fucking noob thats why i played with you earlier and you are fucking 1k stop trying for VHS because you are shit tier.
categories. I debated for a time on the reality of the mummies, half suspecting they were artificial idols; but soon decided they were indeed some palaeogean species which had lived when the nameless city was alive. To crown their grotesqueness, most of them were gorgeously enrobed in the costliest of fabrics, and lavishly laden with ornaments of gold, jewels, and unknown shining metals.
The importance of these crawling creatures must have been vast, for they held first place among the wild designs on the frescoed walls and ceiling. With matchless skill had the artist drawn them in a world of their own, wherein they had cities and gardens fashioned to suit their dimensions; and I could not help but think that their pictured history was allegorical, perhaps shewing the progress of the race that worshipped them. These creatures, I said to myself, were to men of the nameless city what the she-wolf was to Rome, or some totem-beast is to a tribe of Indians.
Holding this view, I could trace roughly a wonderful epic of the nameless city; the tale of a mighty seacoast metropolis that ruled the world before Africa rose out of the waves, and of its struggles as the sea shrank away, and the desert crept into the fertile valley that held it. I saw its wars and triumphs, its troubles and defeats, and afterwards its terrible fight against the desert when thousands of its people - here represented in allegory by the grotesque reptiles - were driven to chisel their way down though the rocks in some marvellous manner to another world whereof their prophets had told them. It was all vividly weird and realistic, and its connection with the awesome descent I had made was unmistakable. I even recognized the passages.
As I crept along the corridor toward the brighter light I saw later stages of the painted epic - the leave-taking of the race that had dwelt in the nameless city and the valley around for ten million years; the race whose souls shrank from quitting scenes their bodies had known so long where they had settled as nomads in the earth's youth, hewing in the virgin rock those primal shrines at which they had never ceased to worship. Now that the light was better I studied the pictures more closely and, remembering that the strange reptiles must represent the unknown men, pondered upon the customs of the nameless city. Many things were peculiar and inexplicable. The civilization, which included a written alphabet, had seemingly risen to a higher order than those immeasurably later civilizations of Egypt and Chaldaea, yet there were curious omissions. I could, for example, find no pictures to represent deaths or funeral customs, save such as were related to wars, violence, and plagues; and I wondered at the reticence shown concerning natural death. It was as though an ideal of immortality had been fostered as a cheering illusion.
Still nearer the end of the passage was painted scenes of the utmost picturesqueness and extravagance: contrasted views of the nameless city in its desertion and growing ruin, and of the strange new realm of paradise to which the race had hewed its way through the stone. In these views the city and the desert valley were shewn always by moonlight, golden nimbus hovering over the fallen walls, and half-revealing the splendid perfection of former times, shown spectrally and elusively by the artist. The paradisal scenes were almost too extravagant to be believed, portraying a hidden world of eternal day filled with glorious cities and ethereal hills and valleys. At the very last I thought I saw signs of an artistic anticlimax. The paintings were less skillful, and much more bizarre than even the wildest of the earlier scenes. They seemed to record a slow decadence of the ancient stock, coupled with a growing ferocity toward the outside world from which it was driven by the desert. The forms of the people - always represented by the sacred reptiles - appeared to be gradually wasting away, though their spirit as shewn hovering above the ruins by moonlight gained in proportion. Emaciated priests, displayed as reptiles in ornate robes, cursed the upper air and all who breathed it; and one terrible final scene shewed a primitive-looking man, perhaps a pioneer of ancient Irem, the City of Pillars, torn to pieces by members of the elder race. I remembered how the Arabs fear the nameless city, and was glad that beyond this place the grey walls and ceiling were bare.
As I viewed the pageant of mural history I had approached very closely to the end of the low-ceiled hall, and was aware of a gate through which came all of the illuminating phosphorescence. Creeping up to it, I cried aloud in transcendent amazement at what lay beyond; for instead of other and brighter chambers there was only an illimitable void of uniform radiance, such one might fancy when gazing down from the peak of Mount Everest upon a sea of sunlit mist. Behind me was a passage so cramped that I could not stand upright in it; before me was an infinity of subterranean effulgence.
Reaching down from the passage into the abyss was the head of a steep flight of steps - small numerous steps like those of black passages I had traversed - but after a few feet the glowing vapours concealed everything. Swung back open against the left-hand wall of the passage was a massive door of brass, incredibly thick and decorated with fantastic bas-reliefs, which could if closed shut the whole inner world of light away from the vaults and passages of rock. I looked at the steps, and for the nonce dared not try them. I touched the open brass door, and could not move it. Then I sank prone to the stone floor, my mind aflame with prodigious reflections which not even a death-like exhaustion could banish.
As I lay still with closed eyes, free to ponder, many things I had lightly noted in the frescoes came back to me with new and terrible significance - scenes representing the nameless city in its heyday - the vegetations of the valley around it, and the distant lands with which its merchants traded. The allegory of the crawling creatures puzzled me by its universal prominence, and I wondered that it would be so closely followed in a pictured history of such importance. In the frescoes the nameless city had been shewn in proportions fitted to the reptiles. I wondered what its real proportions and magnificence had been, and reflected a moment on certain oddities I had noticed in the ruins. I thought curiously of the lowness of the primal temples and of the underground corridor, which were doubtless hewn thus out of deference to the reptile deities there honoured; though it perforce reduced the worshippers to crawling. Perhaps the very rites here involved crawling in imitation of the creatures. No religious theory, however, could easily explain why the level passages in that awesome descent should be as low as the temples - or lower, since one could not even kneel in it. As I thought of the crawling creatures, whose hideous mummified forms were so close to me, I felt a new throb of fear. Mental associations are curious, and I shrank from the idea that except for the poor primitive man torn to pieces in the last painting, mine was the only human form amidst the many relics and symbols of the primordial life.
But as always in my strange and roving existence, wonder soon drove out fear; for the luminous abyss and what it might contain presented a problem worthy of the greatest explorer. That a weird world of mystery lay far down that flight of peculiarly small steps I could not doubt, and I hoped to find there those human memorials which the painted corridor had failed to give. The frescoes had pictured unbelievable cities, and valleys in this lower realm, and my fancy dwelt on the rich and colossal ruins that awaited me.
My fears, indeed, concerned the past rather than the future. Not even the physical horror of my position in that cramped corridor of dead reptiles and antediluvian frescoes, miles below the world I knew and faced by another world of eery light and mist, could match the lethal dread I felt at the abysmal antiquity of the scene and its soul. An ancientness so vast that measurement is feeble seemed to leer down from the primal stones and rock-hewn temples of the nameless city, while the very latest of the astounding maps in the frescoes shewed oceans and continents that man has forgotten, with only here and there some vaguely familiar outlines. Of what could have happened in the geological ages since the paintings ceased and the death-hating race resentfully succumbed to decay, no man might say. Life had once teemed in these caverns and in the luminous realm beyond; now I was alone with vivid relics, and I trembled to think of the countless ages through which these relics had kept a silent deserted vigil.
Suddenly there came another burst of that acute fear which had intermittently seized me ever since I first saw the terrible valley and the nameless city under a cold moon, and despite my exhaustion I found myself starting frantically to a sitting posture and gazing back along the black corridor toward the tunnels that rose to the outer world. My sensations were like those which had made me shun the nameless city at night, and were as inexplicable as they were poignant. In another moment, however, I received a still greater shock in the form of a definite sound - the first which had broken the utter silence of these tomb-like depths. It was a deep, low moaning, as of a distant throng of condemned spirits, and came from the direction in which I was staring. Its volume rapidly grew, till it soon reverberated frightfully through the low passage, and at the same time I became conscious of an increasing draught of cold air, likewise flowing from the tunnels and the city above. The touch of this air seemed to restore my balance, for I instantly recalled the sudden gusts which had risen around the mouth of the abyss each sunset and sunrise, one of which had indeed revealed the hidden tunnels to me. I looked at my watch and saw that sunrise was near, so braced myself to resist the gale that was sweeping down to its cavern home as it had swept forth at evening. My fear again waned low, since a natural phenomenon tends to dispel broodings over the unknown.
More and more madly poured the shrieking, moaning night wind into the gulf of the inner earth. I dropped prone again and clutched vainly at the floor for fear of being swept bodily through the open gate into the phosphorescent abyss. Such fury I had not expected, and as I grew aware of an actual slipping of my form toward the abyss I was beset by a thousand new terrors of apprehension and imagination. The malignancy of the blast awakened incredible fancies; once more I compared myself shudderingly to the only human image in that frightful corridor, the man who was torn to pieces by the nameless race, for in the fiendish clawing of the swirling currents there seemed to abide a vindictive rage all the stronger because it was largely impotent. I think I screamed frantically near the last - I was almost mad - but if I did so my cries were lost in the hell-born babel of the howling wind-wraiths. I tried to crawl against the murderous invisible torrent, but I could not even hold my own as I was pushed slowly and inexorably toward the unknown world. Finally reason must have wholly snapped; for I fell to babbling over and over that unexplainable couplet of the mad Arab Alhazred, who dreamed of the nameless city:
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
Only the grim brooding desert gods know what really took place--what indescribable struggles and scrambles in the dark I endured or what Abaddon guided me back to life, where I must always remember and shiver in the night wind till oblivion - or worse - claims me. Monstrous, unnatural, colossal, was the thing - too far beyond all the ideas of man to be believed except in the silent damnable small hours of the morning when one cannot sleep.
I have said that the fury of the rushing blast was infernal - cacodaemoniacal - and that its voices were hideous with the pent-up viciousness of desolate eternities. Presently these voices, while still chaotic before me, seemed to my beating brain to take articulate form behind me; and down there in the grave of unnumbered aeon-dead antiquities, leagues below the dawn-lit world of men, I heard the ghastly cursing and snarling of strange-tongued fiends. Turning, I saw outlined against the luminous aether of the abyss what could not be seen against the dusk of the corridor - a nightmare horde of rushing devils; hate distorted, grotesquely panoplied, half transparent devils of a race no man might mistake - the crawling reptiles of the nameless city.
And as the wind died away I was plunged into the ghoul-pooled darkness of earth's bowels; for behind the last of the creatures the great brazen door clanged shut with a deafening peal of metallic music whose reverberations swelled out to the distant world to hail the rising sun as Memnon hails it from the banks of the Nile.
JOEMAMA 4 hours ago
Where's the original 2K puck spammer dogolino. I missed that boi
Mocha Bloke 4 hours ago
Who the hell are you? I do not know any of you people and just see Cookie, Triple, Daddy, and HotSalza post a lot.
Oh, and that guy in low 2k that always shares his advice in high skill vhs threads that everyone seems to ignore.
I like his spirit, feel bad for him at the same time, and get annoyed by his terrible advice. Nice when he helps the 1k - 2k players though. The advice he gives is more valid in there.
Dog 4 hours ago
To my Annoying Little Chipmunk,
Good night Baby 💕 I love you so so much and I had such a fun time talking to you today 😏😉😍😄 I really enjoyed being a naughty girl for my master and then getting a punishment 😉 and I especially loved to hear you moan from all of my videos which honestly, is one of the sexiest things to ever come out of your mouth 😏😋 you make me so incredibly happy Dog and I can't wait to one day be with you and start a family and just..... Spend the rest of my life with you 📅 😘 I'm so incredibly lucky to have you and just thinking about you leaves me with a massive smile on my face 😄 You are my reason to live babe and honestly, the way I feel when talking to you is exhilarating. (What a posh word, eh?) ☺️😄 I love your goofy laugh and your extra cheesy smile 😊 I love the way in which your breathing quickens and you murmur "oh my" whenever I send you a picture, whether it's naughty or not, I love the way your always there for me and will make me smile even when I feel as if I'm dying. I love the way you call me beautiful the moment you see my sleepy face in the morning or the way you laugh at me when I make those little noises when I'm confused.... I love the way you call me perfect because honestly Dog, I feel perfect when I'm with you ☺️ I love everything about you baby and one day we are going to be the perfect couple and then the perfect husband and wife and after that we'll be the greatest parents ☺️ and if we're extra lucky we'll be the greatest grandparents EVER! I mean seriously, we'll be the type of grandparents that make other grandparents jealous just because of how cool we are!! 👵🏻👴🏼👵🏻👴🏼👵🏻👴🏼 Ugh, I'm drifting away from the topic 😂 Anyway, no matter what we do in our life we will do the best we possible could and honestly, it doesn't matter what other people say.... All that really matters is that we love each other 💕 And I know for a fact that I love you... No wait... I'm IN love with you Dog.... God, I was only going to just say night night but oh well 😄 Night night, don't let the mosquitoes bite 😂
Lots of love, your Cheeky Little Monkey Alice! Xxx 🐵🙈🙉🙊😊😘💞💕💞
Dog 4 hours ago
Ahah I posted on the original dogo's dota feed last night
G.W.N. an hour ago
Happy Omelet
Good for 4-6 persons
Cook Time: 10 minutes
Prep Time: 20 minutes
INGREDIENTS
6 eggs
1 sachet MAGGI MAGIC SARAP 8g
3 pcs bacon slices, chopped
1/2 onion diced
1 cup grated potato
½ cup grated carrots
1 cup shiitake mushrooms, sliced
1 green bell pepper, cubed
¼ cup chopped celery
1 tbsp MAGGI Oyster Sauce
1 tbsp butter
¼ cup grated quick-melting cheese
PROCEDURE
Combine eggs and MAGGI MAGIC SARAP. Whisk well.
Cook bacon until oil is extracted, sauté onion, potato and carrots. Cook for two minutes.
Add mushrooms and bell pepper. Stir-in celery. Season with MAGGI Oyster
Sauce. Set aside.
In a flat non-stick pan, heat butter. Add ½ the egg mixture and allow to spread. When set, sprinkle half of the cheese over egg then add ½ of the prepared vegetables.
Fold omelet and cook for another minute. Transfer on a plate. Repeat procedure for remaining eggs and vegetable filling.
Daddy an hour ago
Someone mentioned me holy shit im famous
MMR Assassin 45 minutes ago
haha i have autism. maybe i am OP
Alice 41 minutes ago
oh yeah i forgot that original pinoy dogo, mb he alrd got cancer cuz cursing weebs everywhere
Evan Junior~ 28 minutes ago
No memes?
fucker off you are
Dog 8 minutes ago
Of course you are famous raj, you fucker off
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WTF is happenning? VHS but HS?
VHS -> https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2802041874
when u see it in my wall it is HS
http://image.prntscr.com/image/44d9c96e2bee4ac6a3d5a03705514d67.png
sad life
edit:
and now it become HS :v
fck valve