And people who have brain cells don't need to get told to kill 600 creeps in 30 minutes to find out that to maximize farming speed you have to farm both lane creeps and jungle creeps
I'm sure your guide is just a way to shrug off retards from sucking your dick while telling them they're so bad at dota that you can shred them by only optimizing a single aspect of core gameplay
Lifeless kid from thirld world country. Plays this game for 4 years, pay for his hilarious coaching and last hit challenges. So many dumb people get baited by his ez mmr threads.
exactly coroner thats why i insult cuki man, to save as much as posible from those innocent dumb kids that worship him. i said this before in another topic if there would be a law about dota cuki would have been in jail cause of his guides cause of practising a profesion which he is not competent
no its not jacked trust man, let me clear this to you . first of all i hope you watch football or any other sports. not every good footballer can be also a good coach man, and not every good coach must have been a good footballer. ( not saying that cuki is a good player btw) , but the fact that he got 5k doesnt mean he is good in learning others how to do it.
Almost every football, basketball, rugby, etc. coach is a trained ''coach'' who went to study the strategy of the game and the best ways to convey that knowledge to his players.
Almost none of them are EX-pro players
most of them are just fat guys in track suits
I made my guides as an ''idiot repelant''
basically, impossible to be executed by idiots, so i don't have to deal with people like jacked has to deal with mafisto
idk why you even bother jacked, he's way too stupid to convey any information to him
he just sticks to his ignorance, reasoning won't get to him.
She asks me to help her git gud at dota and to play a bit with her, so i coach her for a couple of months
at first she had all of those stupid ideas about teammates losing her games, how she's good, ignorant to skill etc.
basically Mafisto
So i fix that, and i start teaching her
but whatever i showed her she'd just forget 2-3 days later.
She was impossible to teach, because she's simply too stupid to even learn the basics, not to mention advanced techniques like predicting your oponents actions
teaching her that would be like teaching calculus to an ANT
So, even though i knew she was stupid, I took it slow with her hoping that if i kept repeating it enough sooner or later she'll learn the basics.
And i mean literal basics, she was 1.1k mmr or something, i thought she'd be able to learn as she's just finished college and just that she lacks the overall knowledge, But NOPE, she's just too stupid...
So a while later hauzilla(a booster) tells me to just give it up, She bought coaching from him and he just simply told her to fuck off.
she bought coaching from all those "top coaches"(purge, bsj, even hauzilla etc.) who ended up telling her the exact same things i told her, she was extremely emotional about it, she spent hundreds onto coaching from these ''pro coaches'' that you JUST LOVE to endorse so much. You can even ask her to find you the vods they recorded for her, there's tons of them.
The only mmr she ever moved was from the boosting we did on her account (i boosted her to 2k, hau boosted her to 3k)
From then what i realized, wasting my time on idiots like these is just insane, because i spent like months trying to coach her.
She's not the only idiot i've ever encountered, she's just one of many.
On the other side there's players like one girl i coached back when i started coaching(wouldn't be able to find her profile), we 1v1ed for a week, 2 weeks later she went from 1k to 3k.
The other girl was like a sponge, she sucks up the information like a vacuum
managed to get him from 3.4k to 4.4k in a month by just teaching him my crystal maiden playstyle
or for example illusionua(a top 10 coach on dotacoach) who i managed to teach all my midlane tricks within 10 1v1's, 1st game 1v1 with him i destroyed him like i'd destroy your average 2k player, 10th game down the line he's actually kicking me out of lane.
You can claim ignorance all you want mafisto, but the fact is down deep you know that you're a pathetic idiot
and this is why i ignore almost all of these comments, they're just an insult to my skill, knowledge and experience as a player, coach and a human with a functional brain.
holy shit this is actually more alarmant than i though , now im convinced cuki is a real 100% retard dota damaged to much his brain he have no life know nothing about football or sports , he only imagnie abut it somehow . omg did not even understan at all waht i said with my football example. ok im done for real jsut stay in your imaginary world kids, icant help you sry god i tried my best.
I skipped straight to the last challenge: "end the game before 10:00 in" and did it in 7-8 min with broodmama from the first try
Think it helped me a bit but cant really say
Ok let's put it like this, since reasoning doesn't work with you:
You are an idiot who has been mad at me for a month now because your ass got roasted by me, like every other butthurt moron, now you think you have to prove something. Your pathetic underdeveloped brain doesn't allow you to feel wrong or insecure, you have to come out as a victor, no matter the cost.
Because being a slave to your emotions is a clear sign of high intelligence, oh wait noooo it's the opposite.
Of course everyone has to be wrong and you're the only one right, oh wait nooo... you're just a pathetic kid trying to find some other pathetic kid that agrees with your ignorant ideas.
You're trying soooo hard to come off as intelligent, but your ability to form a meaningful sentence makes me legitimately sad for you.
So, you want to help me? Go grab a book and learn to formulate a proper sentence.
LOL I don't know why I got mentioned, as I've never followed his guides nor do I hate him. Ragey girl* btw. The only guides I took a look at are the last hits one and the CM one, I don't know if there are more guides. But it doesn't take a genius to understand that if you're bad at last hitting you should practice in a lobby with a hero that has low damage in the laning phase and just hit creeps for 10 minutes 'till you get closer and closer to the maximum farm you can get in that period of time. Anything becomes more natural with practice, so by doing that repeatedly you'll be more efficient and at the same time will be able focus on other aspects of the game, like paying attention to the minimap for example, since farming will have become more automatic and you won't have to focus all your attention on doing it. I don't know about you, but I wasn't waiting for my lord and savior XYZ to say it to me. For the CM guide, I generally don't like rigid guides. By rigid I mean "at min X you go here and do exactly this, then you go Y and do Z" 'cause the beauty of this game resides also in the fact that every game is different and has its own dynamics, 'cause every player, and therefore team, adopts different playstyles. I just can't follow the same X Y Z steps every game 'cause one game I'd be on the safelane zoining out the offlaner, the other one I'd be trilaning, then smoking with my other support and rotating mid, or stacking, or whatever. CM is no Axe, she doesn't need a blink at all costs to have an impact, so she can be played aggressively from the beginning when there's the need to. This also fits my playstyle more. I'm personally not a fan, but if these guides ever helped anyone then good for him and the players that found any benefit. And no, why would I hate him? I just find his arrogance extremely annoying. Never been able to stand the "I'm the celebrity" kind of people :D
YWN is a cuki hata because he dropped from 7k to 6k
And people who have brain cells don't need to get told to kill 600 creeps in 30 minutes to find out that to maximize farming speed you have to farm both lane creeps and jungle creeps
I'm sure your guide is just a way to shrug off retards from sucking your dick while telling them they're so bad at dota that you can shred them by only optimizing a single aspect of core gameplay
u mean i dropped 100 mmrs because of gameruiners
Lifeless kid from thirld world country. Plays this game for 4 years, pay for his hilarious coaching and last hit challenges. So many dumb people get baited by his ez mmr threads.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/205930020 one of his customers
ROFL. dude they are partners.
exactly coroner thats why i insult cuki man, to save as much as posible from those innocent dumb kids that worship him. i said this before in another topic if there would be a law about dota cuki would have been in jail cause of his guides cause of practising a profesion which he is not competent
5k is already extremely competent. if there was a lawmaker like you, the entire country would blow up from your stupidity
I'm still wondering why I'm trying to talk properly in this shithole
just prepare a bag of faeces to throw at idiots who come by
no its not jacked trust man, let me clear this to you . first of all i hope you watch football or any other sports. not every good footballer can be also a good coach man, and not every good coach must have been a good footballer. ( not saying that cuki is a good player btw) , but the fact that he got 5k doesnt mean he is good in learning others how to do it.
Almost every football, basketball, rugby, etc. coach is a trained ''coach'' who went to study the strategy of the game and the best ways to convey that knowledge to his players.
Almost none of them are EX-pro players
most of them are just fat guys in track suits
I made my guides as an ''idiot repelant''
basically, impossible to be executed by idiots, so i don't have to deal with people like jacked has to deal with mafisto
idk why you even bother jacked, he's way too stupid to convey any information to him
he just sticks to his ignorance, reasoning won't get to him.
I am 5K+ I hearby announced Mafioso is noob
dont mind me im just lurking
I'm a team fighter, not a farmer god damnit. Cookie challenges are wasted on me.
Here's an example of an idiot, and the reason i stopped being so friendly to low mmr players
Artmiss https://www.dotabuff.com/players/178855266
She asks me to help her git gud at dota and to play a bit with her, so i coach her for a couple of months
at first she had all of those stupid ideas about teammates losing her games, how she's good, ignorant to skill etc.
basically Mafisto
So i fix that, and i start teaching her
but whatever i showed her she'd just forget 2-3 days later.
She was impossible to teach, because she's simply too stupid to even learn the basics, not to mention advanced techniques like predicting your oponents actions
teaching her that would be like teaching calculus to an ANT
So, even though i knew she was stupid, I took it slow with her hoping that if i kept repeating it enough sooner or later she'll learn the basics.
And i mean literal basics, she was 1.1k mmr or something, i thought she'd be able to learn as she's just finished college and just that she lacks the overall knowledge, But NOPE, she's just too stupid...
So a while later hauzilla(a booster) tells me to just give it up, She bought coaching from him and he just simply told her to fuck off.
she bought coaching from all those "top coaches"(purge, bsj, even hauzilla etc.) who ended up telling her the exact same things i told her, she was extremely emotional about it, she spent hundreds onto coaching from these ''pro coaches'' that you JUST LOVE to endorse so much. You can even ask her to find you the vods they recorded for her, there's tons of them.
The only mmr she ever moved was from the boosting we did on her account (i boosted her to 2k, hau boosted her to 3k)
From then what i realized, wasting my time on idiots like these is just insane, because i spent like months trying to coach her.
She's not the only idiot i've ever encountered, she's just one of many.
On the other side there's players like one girl i coached back when i started coaching(wouldn't be able to find her profile), we 1v1ed for a week, 2 weeks later she went from 1k to 3k.
The other girl was like a sponge, she sucks up the information like a vacuum
or example, recently this guy https://www.dotabuff.com/players/208735508
managed to get him from 3.4k to 4.4k in a month by just teaching him my crystal maiden playstyle
or for example illusionua(a top 10 coach on dotacoach) who i managed to teach all my midlane tricks within 10 1v1's, 1st game 1v1 with him i destroyed him like i'd destroy your average 2k player, 10th game down the line he's actually kicking me out of lane.
You can claim ignorance all you want mafisto, but the fact is down deep you know that you're a pathetic idiot
and this is why i ignore almost all of these comments, they're just an insult to my skill, knowledge and experience as a player, coach and a human with a functional brain.
I'm giving free coaching to all female dotabuffers. Hit me up
actually they found me on twitch
i fixed that one half a minute later when i read it again.
holy shit this is actually more alarmant than i though , now im convinced cuki is a real 100% retard dota damaged to much his brain he have no life know nothing about football or sports , he only imagnie abut it somehow . omg did not even understan at all waht i said with my football example. ok im done for real jsut stay in your imaginary world kids, icant help you sry god i tried my best.
I skipped straight to the last challenge: "end the game before 10:00 in" and did it in 7-8 min with broodmama from the first try
Think it helped me a bit but cant really say
Ok let's put it like this, since reasoning doesn't work with you:
You are an idiot who has been mad at me for a month now because your ass got roasted by me, like every other butthurt moron, now you think you have to prove something. Your pathetic underdeveloped brain doesn't allow you to feel wrong or insecure, you have to come out as a victor, no matter the cost.
Because being a slave to your emotions is a clear sign of high intelligence, oh wait noooo it's the opposite.
Of course everyone has to be wrong and you're the only one right, oh wait nooo... you're just a pathetic kid trying to find some other pathetic kid that agrees with your ignorant ideas.
You're trying soooo hard to come off as intelligent, but your ability to form a meaningful sentence makes me legitimately sad for you.
So, you want to help me? Go grab a book and learn to formulate a proper sentence.
turtle chan dont bother with this shitty game and race me to 3k pp in osu <3
One of the idiots that cookie mentions is me BTW
I'm pretty sure every bluestar in my friendlist istired of my retarded questions by now
Cooki is purge
Ggwp
dont fucking lie apoop you dont ask shits you just talk about memes, shitty indian internet, your potato pc, and how bad you are at dota all the time
i love ur enigma gameplay btw
The guy is a sub 6k pleb, and thinks he is a TI winner. Is hilarious to watch his egotistical posts on these forums for an ex player.
lmao apoop ur so special because u even made zero give up on winning with you LMAODXDXDXDX
hows tehre a just a porn pic in the middle of this thread rofl
That pic...
from 3.3k to 5k (Max achieved) solo now sitting at 4.8 to 4.9
Watched his vids at youtube and copied arc warden, figured im kinda good a visage too
Really thankful for the guy
Banned rofl. U will be remembered
I just bought a gallon of orange juice, I think I was getting scurvy today lol
Shut up Sam
ignore mafiso, then proceed to write that wall of text lmao
Zero can't handle my memes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yves
i somehow have the strangest feeling that this will become the next seatard thread
Every thread becomes a seatard thread. There's just too many sea posters
Seatard thread is only filled with stale memes and loli hentais, alright
BlackXargon read Cookie’s guide and quit Dota. :)
There's no cure for Luna aghs
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/404093526
Nice progress 55555
Cuki never did the last hit challenge though.
#exposed
The Seatards infection will one day take over the entire forum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LOL I don't know why I got mentioned, as I've never followed his guides nor do I hate him. Ragey girl* btw. The only guides I took a look at are the last hits one and the CM one, I don't know if there are more guides. But it doesn't take a genius to understand that if you're bad at last hitting you should practice in a lobby with a hero that has low damage in the laning phase and just hit creeps for 10 minutes 'till you get closer and closer to the maximum farm you can get in that period of time. Anything becomes more natural with practice, so by doing that repeatedly you'll be more efficient and at the same time will be able focus on other aspects of the game, like paying attention to the minimap for example, since farming will have become more automatic and you won't have to focus all your attention on doing it. I don't know about you, but I wasn't waiting for my lord and savior XYZ to say it to me. For the CM guide, I generally don't like rigid guides. By rigid I mean "at min X you go here and do exactly this, then you go Y and do Z" 'cause the beauty of this game resides also in the fact that every game is different and has its own dynamics, 'cause every player, and therefore team, adopts different playstyles. I just can't follow the same X Y Z steps every game 'cause one game I'd be on the safelane zoining out the offlaner, the other one I'd be trilaning, then smoking with my other support and rotating mid, or stacking, or whatever. CM is no Axe, she doesn't need a blink at all costs to have an impact, so she can be played aggressively from the beginning when there's the need to. This also fits my playstyle more. I'm personally not a fan, but if these guides ever helped anyone then good for him and the players that found any benefit. And no, why would I hate him? I just find his arrogance extremely annoying. Never been able to stand the "I'm the celebrity" kind of people :D
"Dendi is not just a memer" (c) Number
time to be serious in dota, anyone can be in ti8 now