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I gained 4k MmR 0ff 6oo last H1ts

hi , i git to 3000 from 2000

Me. I went from 700 to 1400 just with CM :)

I went from 1.5K to 2.2 K

1.7 to 2.2 k . I don't play enough though

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I went from 900 to 2.4k by playing position 3-5

2.6 to 3.1 twice, 1000 to 1.6 on smurf and 1.6 to 2k on many of my accounts so yeah i guess pm me.

that being said, anyone have a SK immo, i'll swap WW immo for it

i only did cs till 10 mins and empty lobby with am and got 600 lh in 30 mins

Is only doing cuki challange considered???? Oh sorry i gained 1.5k so i cant comment on this thread

I have the SK immo, but don't want WW immo

Then u can give me the sk immortal and I will give you nothing in return ;)

Didnt really use the guides....watched cookies sk replays for 500 mmr

I got from 1.2 to 3.8 by sucking cukis dick
Kappa

You dont afk farm like me and get 1k gpm on the end bws

I'm losing games in 2k how fun 🌚

14% antimage winrate 🌚🌚🌚🌚

I'm sure if I do what cookie suggests I'd gain mmr easily. But I'm too lazy and I'm not smart enough to pass his idiot threshold

If anyone wants to learn how to lane like a 500 mmr, contact me

i knew cuki have a lot of acc, but that much!!! jessus .. he is helples

why u want that ebola immo sk cookie ?
looking at that shit make me shiver

Mafioso u have a lot of 2k sub 50 wr accts lol

ywn- is a 7k player that uses cookie's guides

ofc cuki at least i dont use them to create and imaginary world around me to convinnce myself im good at dota lol

okaaay

i still got no clue what the cookies guides are
is it about the cookies guy that posts here?

somethign abnout farming patterns i think

last time i've checked i'm in the top 0.5% of the playerbase

and last time i've checked, you made a thousand excuses on why you can't leave 2k.

c00kie u neverplay anymore

fuck my high accs, i like my 1-4k smurfs more

u are like discount waga now

lul

^ blue star talk right there bois. Watch and learn

fuck your smurf bra, jsut keep playing same thing as you play in smurfs and you will be at same mmr even with your main rly quick . why smurfs waht happened you tired of trying hard to reach 5 k, and you feels good about yourself that you did it, but you cant keep playing at that level cause that bracket is not natural for you , keep playing where you belong kid 1k smurfs is the real you and you know that deep inside, thats why you hate me. ' the ugly truth'

I agree, 5k+ is not for me. I just wanted the skill of a 5k+, not the mmr. I enjoy 0-4k way more, it's quite simpler.

But I have never said that I hate you, I just feel sad for you.

p.s There isn't a single hero in this game that i couldn't reach 5k with right now, because mmr isn't just hero skill, it's game skill.

Winners don't use smurfs!

Where is this guide made by coockie, i wanna watch him.

Nah i think his guide doesnt work for all people, i lost 400 mmr before when i followed it

p.s There isn't a single hero in this game that i couldn't reach 5k with right now, because mmr isn't just hero skill, it's game skill.

Grind to 5k on one of your smurfs while only picking Io. Do it!

Do it with techies and i give you my spec immortal

Grind to 5k on one of your smurfs while only picking Io. Do it!

thats why your a conufse little kid cuki. you got the 5k mmr, not the skills , i' saw you sayign that you wanted higher mmr cause of higher quality game , well you reached it now and yo usay that 5k is not for you cause you not enjoy games there also cause you have to strugle or spam every game to stay there , thats why your a natural 1-2 k. you jsut did not realised it yet. but yo uare about too, you used to see mee and other here like inferior cuase of mmr, buti watch you wau to inferior cause of experience, i walked through waht you walked to many years ago kido ,, andi dont feel sad for you your fucked you wau too deep in this shit i feel sad for those kids that follow your ideology cause they to naive and innocent to deserve that.

i'm not gonna bore myself for a spectre immortal

I only feel sad for you because of your lack of intelligence, at least put some effort into it.

At first it was quite interesting to annoy you, but now you got quite repetitive, maybe try harder.

i've heard many times before its the typical sentences that dumbs used when they'r out of words.

btw why dont you answer how old are you? i wanna know if your rly that dumb person or you jsut a little kid ?