On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.
I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.
I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?
Just like I wouldn't play with benao again, nobody is gonna listen to some retard calling out instructions when he intentionally feeds in games EVEN where he's playing in a stack. This guy mentioning ''pub mentality'' as if he has achieved something very big on Dota2. As if this guy was close to being a semi-pro/pro player. Meanwhile this guy is 4k mmr but he's talking about ''pub mentality''. Total retard.
If you want to have the time of your life then read the steam comments, they're fucking hilarious.
Just like I wouldn't play with JDF8 again, nobody is gonna listen to some retard calling out instructions when he intentionally feeds in games EVEN where he's playing in a stack. This guy mentioning ''pub mentality'' as if he has achieved something very big on Dota2. As if this guy was close to being a semi-pro/pro player. Meanwhile this guy is 5k mmr but he's talking about ''pub mentality''. Total retard.
Judging by this comment and by the inhuman amount use of capslock I can tell that you're a downsyndromized retard and that you're not worth my time, pce out ''ayy lmao''.
Apoop coach is so fucking retarded
Keep zero mid and Kyle carry
Idk how Ken and bws and renshin compare to each other so figure that out.
Whoever gets left out becomes the reserve or coach.
i keep wondering why people choose to play with mk's aimstrong but my shitposting and declining/abandoning party games probably drastically decrease my chances to appear on one of these lists too
4Head
Mate
Buddy
Hey can me and my friend suck your dick?
Ill play Pudge mid and smash everyone.
XD
Seatard team
Mid -Jacked
Hardcarry - Bws
oflane-Daddy
suport-Dc.Abed
pos4 - Inyourdreams
On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.
I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.
I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?
^^ lmfao
btw that was a part of "the 70 kilograms ripped englando" autobiography
^rip symetrical
I wouldn't play with bogi or hanter again. They just don't listen to instructions and are close minded. Pub mentality
Just like I wouldn't play with benao again, nobody is gonna listen to some retard calling out instructions when he intentionally feeds in games EVEN where he's playing in a stack. This guy mentioning ''pub mentality'' as if he has achieved something very big on Dota2. As if this guy was close to being a semi-pro/pro player. Meanwhile this guy is 4k mmr but he's talking about ''pub mentality''. Total retard.
If you want to have the time of your life then read the steam comments, they're fucking hilarious.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198038676689
If anyone should encounter benao in his games you should pretty much do what this guy says
copypasta material tbh
Just like I wouldn't play with JDF8 again, nobody is gonna listen to some retard calling out instructions when he intentionally feeds in games EVEN where he's playing in a stack. This guy mentioning ''pub mentality'' as if he has achieved something very big on Dota2. As if this guy was close to being a semi-pro/pro player. Meanwhile this guy is 5k mmr but he's talking about ''pub mentality''. Total retard.
Skilled :). If you're adding me, tell me why and who you are in the comments.
hanter 3.5k player triggered
^lmao he thinks hes 4k cause of party ayy
HOLY SHIT BENAO STEAM HAHAHAHXDXDXD
^lmao this is my smurf acc my main is 4.5k solo
Not sure why 3820 solo boy is trying to get involved into this conversation.
MY MAIN IS SAME HAHAHA FUCK U TWAT I CAN BE INVOLVED I EVRRYTHIN I WANT HERE EVEN IN UR DEAD MOM
Judging by this comment and by the inhuman amount use of capslock I can tell that you're a downsyndromized retard and that you're not worth my time, pce out ''ayy lmao''.
ROFL
^ i actually dont belive ur 6k+
u stink alot
Lol oops ywn is 7k again sry.
Seatard team will be Kyle mid me pos5 bws safe, clement pos 4, Ren shin offlane and apoo reserve/coach.
Or I might kick bws send him to 2k boot camp and get ken to support me as carry
Apoop coach is so fucking retarded
Keep zero mid and Kyle carry
Idk how Ken and bws and renshin compare to each other so figure that out.
Whoever gets left out becomes the reserve or coach.
do we even have enough frequent people to make a NA team because the only people i can think of is you me jdf8 and i think cutnpaste
We need apoo for morale
Edgy 3.5k
Benao vs hanter ggogogo
cun7paste is an aussie
SEA dreamteam without adrian smh
1. adrian
2. kyle
3. renshit
4. clement
5. vohi
Yo bearcat apparently this trashcan stanceworks is also an na person
Let's be honest, the epicness of a player depends on the size of his......beard.
SEA dreamteam
pos 1 =fx
pos 1 =fx
pos 1 =fx
pos 1 =fx
pos 69 =bws
Is dotabuff really gonna create a team ? That'd be awesome !
I dont think so, otherwise they would look for a mascot first
i keep wondering why people choose to play with mk's aimstrong but my shitposting and declining/abandoning party games probably drastically decrease my chances to appear on one of these lists too
4Head
I am in no list because I am just not good enough :)
underdog team
pos1 sia
pos2 arin
pos3 no idea
pos4 ayymstronk
pos5 rubick i mean yoshi
Lmao :))
complete nonsense was sort of a dotabuff team but it'd be legit to call it dead at this point
^london