General DiscussionHow to open a wine bottle without corkscrew?

Nevermind, pushed that fucker with a spatula, squirted all over the fukin room and laptop.

Clap it on a table or some solid surface

I will try that some other time...hopefuly it doesnt break

u can push it inside the bottle if u dont have a corkscrew
it will be a bit slower to pour it though

^and the wine will be very tasty the next day

who the fuck leaves wine till the next day

Go to a neighbors and borrow one? Like are you that anti social or live in the woods or something?

use a hydraulic drill to pierce a hole, then insert a hook using carbon based microfiber and gently unlatch the cork

Stab the cork with a knife, twist while pulling up at a slight angle.

drill a hole on the bottom ez